drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(via sincerely-elsh)


needlekind:

if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science

(via southern-dreamer)


onefitmodel:

itsjustjustine:

purifiedd-:

ilovemyskinbeauty:

o-bsolet-ex3eextortion:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

Reblog every time

Whoever wrote this dialogue is a freakin’ genius

What is this from?

did some research and it’s from “Syrup,” which looks to be a movie that came out this year. also it’s on netflix. 

Reblogging again

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westindianheaux:

i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.

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actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

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basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

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Q
how often do you masturbate
Anonymous
A

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen


its okay, im used to it.
the saddest thing you can ever hear (via thewonderdick)

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